Before I Go To Bed With Mr. Tolle

Tonight, before I watch a back episode of A New Earth webinar, I am going to do a gratitude list. Since my little negative burp last week, I have cranky residue stuck in my throat. Thanksgiving is a good way to clear out that frog.

So, here it is. Things I am grateful for as of May 1st, 2008:

1. How great my new floors look.
2. The wonderful progress of my Mortlach workshops.
3. Getting to sleep in these days.
4. Low interest Visa Cheques.
5. Government grants for virtually everything.
6. My Macbook
7. Leon's willingness to be 'financial provider' for a month or two.
8. Mother's constant loving attention to our house.
9. The booming Saskatchewan real estate market.
10. All the wonderful healthy eating advice that people have been submitting!
11. An offer already on the table for a Christmas show and another audition tomorrow
12. Always having hot water on demand
13. The snow is gone now. For good.
14. The health and safety of all my loved ones.
15. My tan
16. HGTV
17. The A New Earth webinars on Oprah.com
18. A sexy sex life
19. The paycheque that I will be getting very soon
20. A marriage that is so kick-ass that I pity everyone that isn't us

Now, I must hurry. I don't want to keep Mr. Tolle waiting. A threesome with a black female billionaire and an enlightened guru awaits me...

Who wouldn't be grateful?