Theory #6

It hadn't even occurred to me when I wrote yesterday's blog post that I could be pregnant. Then in came the emails and comments about the possibility of me being pregnant and I thought - ohmylordhelpme - what if it's true?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, I can't be. I have an IUD in for goodness sake! Although Leon was conceived by a mother who had an IUD in...and knowing his sperm they will be every bit as determined as my finace. Oh God, please let me have my period. You can not even know how NOT READY I am to have a baby. Not to mention Leon. God, Leon. Leon would poop his pants instantly.

Brrrrrrrrr, it is so cold in here. We had our furnace replaced today and they couldn't get it all done so we only have heat coming out of two vents. This freaking furnace better makes things a whole lot warmer. When it is properly hooked up that is. Tonight L and I are going to have to just take a hot hot hot bath, put on fourteen dozen pajamas and snuggle into our heated bed. I feel like we should call each other Inukshook and join the Inuit culture. Damn winter.

A baby. No, no, no, no. Not yet. I imagine it one day, with Leon. Our child would be blessed to have two parents so outwardly in love and full of good humor. But our child would not be blessed to have to wear fourteen dozen pajamas just to keep from freezing or to be fed scraps from the dumpster because we spent all our money on a new furnace. Nope. A couple should be making more than a combined annual income of $14,000 to have a child. Plus, I got NEEDLES put into me to have this IUD shoved into my uterus. If it fails I will kick its ass.

My fingers are now officially too frozen cold to keep typing. I should go lie down anyway and woo my womanly parts to bleed. Sorry for my blunt and inappropriate blog. I blame the pregnancy. Hahahahahaahaha...*sigh*...