Sunday, September 17, 2006
Untitled From Lack of Creativity
Brown is definitely the new black.
Now that that is out of the way...HELLO FROM SASKATCHEWAN!
When I stopped weeping and got out of the car, I realized something...
It is freaking COLD here. On my drive here I drove through snow storms. To keep myself focused I sang Christmas carols. I packed summer clothes and one sweater. I am freezing. I am searching for my 'thing' and decorating my cousin's condo. It is good to be home. I made the right decision. Life is good.
Hmmmm. Wow. That is about all I have to say. Well, there it is. I have officially become the most boring human being on all of planet earth.
What can I tell you that might be interesting? Ummmm...I am enjoying having written off men because I no longer have to brush my hair or wear uncomfortable footwear. With the loss of hope in love comes the joy of laziness.
Oh, and I spent the night last night teaching my two teenage girl cousins how to put on a condom. Besides feeling like I was doing a good deed, it was fairly depressing because it is possible I may not have sex again for A GAZILLION YEARS. Oh well, at least I know If I ever do, I will have refreshed myself on how to effortlessly apply a male prophylactic.
(jeeez, there has got to be something that has nothing to do with men or sex that I can talk about!?!)
I fell in love today. His name was the new MacBook Pro...80GB hard drive, 1 GB of memory and powered by the sexy new Intel Core Duo processor. Oh, the way we looked at each other. I saw our future. And it was a beautiful thing. I can't get him out of my head. All I need is $3000 - or a job - and we can be together.
And that's all she wrote. I am officially out of anything else to say.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Now that that is out of the way...HELLO FROM SASKATCHEWAN!
When I stopped weeping and got out of the car, I realized something...
It is freaking COLD here. On my drive here I drove through snow storms. To keep myself focused I sang Christmas carols. I packed summer clothes and one sweater. I am freezing. I am searching for my 'thing' and decorating my cousin's condo. It is good to be home. I made the right decision. Life is good.
Hmmmm. Wow. That is about all I have to say. Well, there it is. I have officially become the most boring human being on all of planet earth.
What can I tell you that might be interesting? Ummmm...I am enjoying having written off men because I no longer have to brush my hair or wear uncomfortable footwear. With the loss of hope in love comes the joy of laziness.
Oh, and I spent the night last night teaching my two teenage girl cousins how to put on a condom. Besides feeling like I was doing a good deed, it was fairly depressing because it is possible I may not have sex again for A GAZILLION YEARS. Oh well, at least I know If I ever do, I will have refreshed myself on how to effortlessly apply a male prophylactic.
(jeeez, there has got to be something that has nothing to do with men or sex that I can talk about!?!)
I fell in love today. His name was the new MacBook Pro...80GB hard drive, 1 GB of memory and powered by the sexy new Intel Core Duo processor. Oh, the way we looked at each other. I saw our future. And it was a beautiful thing. I can't get him out of my head. All I need is $3000 - or a job - and we can be together.
And that's all she wrote. I am officially out of anything else to say.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
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