A Questionnaire Instead Of

1. Where were you 1 hour ago?
Sitting in this exact position, on a red couch cushion in Darryl's apartment, Saskatoon, SK.

2. Who will be your next kiss?
Someone I have yet to meet.

3. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Look who you are asking! I am wearing a pink tanktop and pink sweater. Hmmm, me likes pink.

4. When was the last time you went to a shopping centre?
Today...because that was where the movie theatre was and I took myself on a date.

5. Are you wearing socks right now?
These aren't any old socks...these are Polar Feet.

6. When was the last time you went out of the country?
August when I went to Lindy Hop in Seattle with Eric.

7. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
Yes...this afternoon...but it was so bad that I am not even going to tell you which one it was.

8. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Bottled water. I am so exciting.

9. What are you wearing right now?
Scrubs, polar feet, a pink tank top and a pink sweater.

10. What was your last purchase?
Besides the movie, I paid to have Darryl's keys cut so I could have a copy.

11. Last food you ate?
Chili and bread with garlic butter. Is that how you spell Chili?

12. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Darryl. hmmm...are we seeing a theme here?

13. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
I bought a brand new fall/winter jacket. Chocolate brown. It is applause worthy.

14. Do you have a pet?
No.

15. What's the last sporting event you watched?
Basketball. I know. Very random, but true.

16. What was your favorite class?
Tap when I was a kid, Creative Writing in Grade 4, Drama when I was in HS and Scene Study when I was in College. But I have mostly loved my Science of Mind classes and all my private web/graphic design tutorials Jo gave me.

17. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?
Unfortunately, I would probably be in the past - this time two years ago. If I had to stay present, I would be somewhere hot with someone a'dork'able.

18. What is the last thing you purchased online?
An attempted birthday gift for Jennie.

19. How old are you?
THIRTY. God, that still freaks me out.

20. What's your favorite soup?
Tomato (wif grilled cheese, please) or cream of anything.

21. Do you miss anyone?
Jordan like a hole in my heart. Kyle even though I hardly knew him. I also am currently missing my 404 gang, but I am gonna see them soon. I always miss my nieces. Yes, wow, I miss alot of people.

22. Last play you saw?
Last Musical: Cats in Kelowna. (shudders at the horrible memory) Last Play: Midsummer Night's Dream, Bard on the Beach.

23. What are your plans for the day?
Well, it is night time now but I suppose I am gonna wait for Darryl to arrive home from work like a good little wife and then eat Spitz with him and theorize, for the rest of the night, how we both ended up 30 and alone.

24. Who is the last person you messaged on myspace?
Alexandra Jaye, my new friend from Illinois.

25. Ever go to camp?
Dude, I lived at a Bible Camp of all things for most of 2006. I am also trying to get myself to a huge lindy hop camp in Washington at Christmas time. I am a camp nerd.

26. Are you an honor roll student in school?
I am not in school, but if I was you can bet I would be overachieving as usual.

27.What do you know about the future?
I am not even 100% committed to what I am going to do on Monday, so I am not exaggerating when I say I KNOW NOTHING.

28. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
not right now.

30. Where is your best friend located?
Moose Jaw. Her name is Mom.

31. Do you have a tan?
I still have my summer tan. I love it. I never want it to leave.

32. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
Well, I am 30 and single without any prospects of a partner or a clear life purpose. At this juncture, I am not even confindent that I am ever going to be having kids. But If I had to throw out a number, I am going to say 33 because that is when Mom had me...

33. Do you collect anything?
People.

34. Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
Other than my earlobes that were done when I was 5, no, no and no. But I have finally kissed someone with a lip ring and that was actually pretty cool.

35. Have you ever drank your fizzy drink from a straw?
Yes. Straws are great props. Very phallic.

36. How do you like your fizzy drinks?
Fizzy. Duh.

37. Do you like hot sauce
Taco Time hot sauce especially.

38. Last time you took a shower ?
I am about to take my nightly bath. I like baths. Less effort.

39. Who do you look like?
My big cuz Leanne

40. What is your mood?
These days, erratic. Actually, that isn't true. To everyone body on the outside looking in, I would seem very positive and funny and happy. But truthfully, I am a bi-polar mess. ;)

41. Are you someones best friend?
You know what? I don't know. I have been. But these days I am not really sure. That makes me sad.

42. what's the last TV show you watched?
I just watched the entire first Season of Scrubs. Tried to watch Episode 2 of Grey's last night and found out that CTV played Episode 2 by mistake last week instead of the premiere episode. Talk about Twilight Zone. Serves me right for watching TV at all.